Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Shittiest Princess

I can't tell you how excited I am for the debut of my new series of un-fair-y tales for Persephone Magazine, THE SHITTIEST PRINCESS.

Meet Princess Poot, THE SHITTIEST PRINCESS--she's the star of my adult fairy tales for those of us who ain't exactly cartoon princesses.  Sure, her father made her wear a bag over her head growing up, and all the neighboring kingdoms' princes leave her horrible Yelp reviews, but plucky Princess Poot never gives up trying to make weird new friends and improving the lot of Kingdomville's women.  Stay tuned for a new story every week!

Poot teaches us that no matter what we look like, where we are in life, or how many times the villagers come after us with pitchforks, we can still live our best lives full of laughter and love.  This message of love is from me to all of you reading, especially the ladies, who're told our whole lives that we're too fat, too thin, too young, too old, too sexy, too plain, too ambitious, too lazy. 

Fuck that noise.

You're perfect exactly the way you are--just like Princess Poot.

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