Stupid Questions with Lucy:Rocket Up His Butt Edition Featuring Kelly Janicello

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Hello and happy Thursday!  Welcome author Kelly Janicello, who has the single best answer to one of my stupid questions of all time.  Read on...

 

 

 

 

1. Who would win in a war between cats and bears? 

 

Cats definitely. They are stealthy, quick and are 9-1 on bears. 

 

2. Would you rather get a diagnosis of Benedict Cumberbatch or Engelbert Humperdinck?​ 

 

Benedict Cumberbatch because Kat Attalla likes him. 

 

3. If you could have any fantasy creature for a pet, what would it be and why? 

 

My Maltese Jack would be extremely jealous but Gizmo from Gremlins. He is fluffy, cute and will fit in my purse 

 

4. Are aliens among us? 

 

Yes. The man I am seeing is too perfect so therefore he must be an alien. 

 

4A. Since there are aliens among us, what would you name a romance about them?

 

The Cum From Outer Space.

 

[Editorial note:  It was all I could do not to call this blog "The Cum From Outer Space Edition." BEST. ANSWER. EVER.  Perhaps even...IT CUM FROM OUTER SPACE.]

 

5. Speaking of horrible aliens, how would you help Justin Bieber off the planet? 

 

By chauffeuring him to a launch pad at Cape Canaveral and put a rocket up his butt.

 

6. If you were a superheroine or -hero, what would your special power be?

 

Teleportation.

 

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ROSES ARE RED by Kelly Janicello

 

Jain Ryan moved to New York City to pursue a career on Broadway. What she didn't figure was falling for and under the watchful eye of NYPD Detective Marcus O'Boyle, her brother's best friend. When Jain scores the role as an understudy for the lead in a Broadway revival, one kiss alters their relationship. 

 

Marcus O'Boyle had always been a surrogate big brother to Jain Ryan. When evidence suggests Jain might somehow be involved with the acts of a serial killer targeting Broadway actresses, Marcus is caught between duty and desire for his best friends baby sister. 

 

Will Marcus discover who is behind the murders before the killer targets Jain? Or will he be too late to save the love of his life when a psychopath inflicts his final revenge. 

 

Available on Amazon

 

Kelly Janicello is the alter ego of a staid corporate worker. After years of writing for her own pleasure, she finally joined the ranks of other men and women privileged to call themselves authors. Kelly and her dog live in the Lower Hudson Valley of New York. When Kelly is not writing she is spending her time with family and friends, cheering for her beloved NY Rangers, and inventing the perfect man in her head. Kelly loves to hear from readers. 

 

Website:  www.kellyjanicello.com 

Twitter:  @kellyjan2 

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