Thursday, September 4, 2014

Just Look at This Mansion for Cat Poop!

As found on PetSmart.com

Holy crap, pun intended, look at this thing my husband came home with last night.  It's a freaking shit mansion for our cat.

It's got a sunken poop room.  I don't have one of those!  My toilets just bolt to the floor like I'm some kind of schmoe.  And our bathrooms are rectangular--I never feel like I'm whizzing in a space ship.  I don't get to pretend I'm on the Enterprise about to pass Uhura a tampon like we're bathroom buddies.

I really hope princess kittypants appreciates her amazing new toilet.  I bet she won't.  I bet she expresses her gratitude the same way she always does.  By pooping on everything that's lovely.

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