So yesterday I had The Tudors on while I worked on my website (shut up I
love my overwrought costume dramz).
The terrible actor King Pouty the
VIII had just gotten done banging this blonde who looked like every
single other blonde on this show. They’re sweaty from all the
fornicatin'. Except…not. The camera panned up from her feet to her head. Her calf
had giant gobs of sweat. I mean, like she just came out of the shower gobs.
But when it got to her head—dry and perfect. No forehead sweat, no wet
hair. Who sweats exclusively on their calf and not their head? Was this the sweating sickness of yore? Did she
have a gland problem? Do legs have glands?!
Have I been doing romance
novel sex wrong all this time?
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Ha ha. No. You've been writing sex just fine:-)
ReplyDeleteWhew! I described the blonde's soaked calves to my husband, and he assured me that my perfectly dry calves were more than sufficient for him.
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